“people were too loud and they were fighting so i closed up the tunnel between the two towns because i couldnt get my beauty sleep. Then they never saw each other again, but now after 100 years, i kind of feel bad so now i want to reopen it, but im too lazy to do it so i want you to do it for me”—BIG BITCH (aka havest goddess)
“Yay! We can eat burgers instead of noodles again!”
According to gamesradar, they got a paper mentioning an English press release for Professor Layton vs Ace Attorney. In addition, the paper uses the English title, rather than the Japanese one, Layton-kyoju vs Gyakuten…
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS. YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!
OH MY GOD. I JUST FEEL LIKE CRYING RIGHT NOW I AM SO HAPPY